Oh! Effing Elf Day!

Meet Sam: our elf. When I was a kid at Christmas, there was just Santa. And Jesus. But I didn't grow up in an incredibly religious household....at least not until I was in middle school. Mom would take us to church on Easter and Christmas. We were those people. That's not the subject of this rambling, though. I'm just saying there was not an Elf on the Shelf. I was a little later having kids than others my age. I watched others on social media with their elves and the antics of said elves. "Oh I am for sure not doing that!" And I didn't. But when Joseph was 3, he started preschool where he first learned that some houses have elves, and he asked why we did not. I told him that a request had to be put in with Santa to get an elf assigned to your house. He begged for me to ask Santa for one. I "did." However, our elf, Sam, was incredibly shy. He brought little gifts and left notes and stuff, but he didn't come out. And he absolutely did not cause mi...